Cherry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack