What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What's your view on lesbians?

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."