What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.