What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Previous Random Joke Next

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Kant Jokes More Kant Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.