What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.