What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !