What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture