What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture