What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!