A "no one will ever believe me".
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Matt
A family friend paying a visit.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
Because they won't believe it.
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.