Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.