Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.