What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank