What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.