Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.