What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay