Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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