What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)