What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.