It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
by concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Avo, CA does.
The fourth wall
With a "Cry-key!"
The colored one.
Because they all wear red shirts
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Graaaaiiiiinss!
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
Jackpot!
A Jiraffa.
The yakety-yaks!
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
