It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
by concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
Because God bless America
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Nothing, they just waved.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
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The colored one.
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Because we want to!