Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

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The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Hobbitat for Humanity

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!