Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.