What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea