What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.