What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!