What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)