What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard