Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.
Most people reddit before
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
DOUCHE
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
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Infant children.
A tale of whoa!
