What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators