Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.