Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.