What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Soul

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.