What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern