Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!