Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.