Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!