How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.