How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.