How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!