How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.