What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.