When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!