Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Nickname Jokes More Nickname Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..