What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....