What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....