What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE