What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses