What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.