How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.