Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.