Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.