Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.