What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!