What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.