What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!