How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did