What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."