What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.