What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane