What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer