Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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To a retail store.

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I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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More than the capital of the UK.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.