Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.