Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

How do you get info from a french dude?

You est-ce que question

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.