French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Laos Jokes More Laos Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Lmao Jokes More Lmao Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Favourite Beverage Jokes More Favourite Beverage Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.