What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.