Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.