Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river