What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Tooth-Hurty

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict