What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting