Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.