Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy