What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?