What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.