Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.