Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience