What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?