What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.