What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.