What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.