What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.