What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up